Funny Goose | Places I Won't be Going Graphic Tee

Some days you're ready to conquer the world... and other days you're actively avoiding the extra mile, above and beyond, and anything that's outta your way.

If that sounds like your kind of humor, this comfy graphic tee belongs in your closet. Featuring an unimpressed goose, a cup of coffee, and a signpost pointing in all the places you're definitely not headed today, it's perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcasm, cozy vibes, and keeping expectations realistic.

Whether you're grabbing coffee, running errands, lounging at home, or making your coworkers laugh, this shirt is guaranteed to get a few knowing smiles.

Each shirt is made to order using premium DTF printing for vibrant, long-lasting color on a soft, comfortable unisex tee

Features:

• 📚 Soft, comfortable unisex fit
• ✨ Premium DTF print with vibrant, durable color
• 🪄 Perfect for book lovers, fantasy readers, and wizarding world fans
• 🇺🇸 Made to order with care in Michigan
• 👕 Available in multiple colors and sizes

Sizing
Our tees have a relaxed unisex fit. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down. For an oversized, cozy reading vibe, order your usual size or size up.